As per request

I tried

I'm bored with my friend and I

Kittygamer122#2920

Well FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW--

1. I'd be dead. WOOHOO
2. Cannibalism bitches
3. I CAN COMMIT MURDER!!

Mine: Scared of Someone or something in the dark, being watched, homophobes

OwO

I have a very strong smack! ÒwÓ

I think my neighbors are killing each other!

But you can't give a park a duck

I want mac n cheese-

Aha..