Translation:
Sister:Are you excited for your date?
Me: T <T No.
Sister: Then why are you goin...

Fnaf almost made me throw my phone at the wall...

He would be dead before the movie even started.

Work is the devil...

Eh... Who will date me?

Okay so I read this persons bio and it said they were 16 and in 12th grade. Like wth? Are they ly...

Draw Your look!

*puts hands over eyes and cries softly*

Translation: AH! It's the purge!? GONNA GO STEAL CHIPOTLE

*wraps herself in blanket*

IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIEEE

Joker pushes Harley out of a window and - watch the rest and find out.

The joker confessed to Harley that he's an idea and not a man.