I just saw my step brother and I haven't seen him for 5 years and erm only on call tho because he...

One of my presents look a bit deformed like there is z big bump at the side err anygueses

MICROWAVE GAVE ME THIS TEDDY I NAMED IT TED AND IT HAS ABS AND THEIR MOM SAID IT WAS GOUNG TO BE...

My brother just fucking hit because I was trying to pet my own frucking doh wtf and it hurts but...