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Ich stole UK's monocle und top hat!

If it ends with coma, it's me, if it ends with full stop it's my sister
Hello nerd.
Hi idiot,
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Boris Johnson is a fat prick

The last time I had a proper conversation with Addison was 72 days ago

Screw you frank rabbit

His names oakly
He asked: "who would you date again, your first ex or Addison?"
My reply: "Addi...

Short. But that's how I like stuff
I only wear
Short tops
Short skirts
Short trousers
Short ...

A mosquito just made me think I should stay
I just looked at a mosquito picture on Google and no...

AND DONT COMMENT PRETENDING TO BE SAD ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOUR MORE LIKELY THAN NOT NOT SAD ABOUT IT

Bye!

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE! MOST EVERYONE I KNOW ALWAYS CALLS ME A NAZI JUST BECAUSE IM PART GERMAN! ...

Still feel like throwing myself into the Thames with cement shoes on.

I'm lucky I have a whiteboard and pen at school.

He commented on my story time post.