Jokes ofc but I'm so pissed off

Jokes guys ily all (actually only the females who are my age or above)

We trespassed into the entrance of the sewage system and I pissed in the sewage system (don't rep...

Is it bad I want a gf who'll use a vial of my blood as a necklace

It's not that I gave a disorder anymore
I just cba to eat
Although when I do I can't stop so...