My cat scratched down the middle of my hand while running from me and it hurts

Glad I'm no...

I asked my parents three hours ago if we could get some pizza

And I still dont have any

...

Where
Is
My
Girlfriend?

Alaska: I'm trans so-

Tex
Mexican Suicidal Sassy bab

Butthole

Teacher: WE GOTTA SAVE THE TREES AND P L A N ET
Me: Okay. Lorax
Teacher: Tf
Me: I want the wor...

It was just a shitpost you fucking crybabies
Fuck this app
Yall are literally fucking pricks

Aidan:*Annoying Zoya,Me,Ryan, and Cali*
Me: s t o p

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your just gonna leave me

Sksksksk ,ra was qxtq t...

Kim Kardashians ass-

Thing i do in class
ADHD I S N I C E
beingtrappedinyourmindthinkingyourealoneisniceto..
HAHA ...

Whats higher than snoopdog?
My insomnia,Depression, and grades

I tried

Other than the sky
And Australians