Jay: pick me up!
LJ: why would you want me to pick you up?
Jay: I wanna be tall.
LJ: good poi...

The doctor said I needed an extra day to rest so he gave me today off from school. But I still ha...

I decided that his hair will have the blue tint whenever he’s used his demon side since I keep fo...

I’m gonna take a nap since they put some kind of pain relieving medicine in the drip they put in ...

The shit came back and now, it hurts to move my waist. My aunt is talking me to the hospital soon...

Jay; these ain’t hot at all!
Blake: (laughs) you’re crying.
Jay: am not!

I’m gonna be busy today since my little sister has a cadet meeting, my other sister has a track m...

Single person awareness day

Jay: ‘cause I can and I will!
Blake: it’s heat not COVID
Jay: same difference.
Blake: have you...

I can’t feel my ass or anything lower than that 😍

I love Buddi. He’s adorable.

Jeff: are you done yet?
Jay: No. Imma sing another song! Any suggestions Allen?
Jeff: how about...

She’s now 10 years old and sorry cement I couldn’t get you that step stool. 🥲

Fun Fact: Jay na...

Honey: No no seriously! Why is Jordan hot?!

Jay: HES MY HUSBAND STOP IT!

Honey: Jay, me adm...

Honey: come on dude. The last one they made wasn’t so bad. It was just you two kissing. But the f...

I have a valentines for once in my life. It’s cement and I’m getting them a step tool. I ain’t br...

Jay: I may be sexual asf but Jordan ain’t interested in sex so why are we doing whatever that is?...

He can eat human food too but he loves the taste of human meat. He feeds on the organs most of th...