I'm not sick, acting weird, or being off a lot anymore.
Also now I'm wearing a sweater
How did you know? :)
Her name is Swirly, I've had her for a long time, and did you know that ...
DO IT NOW NO CALCULATORS
*takes out metal ruler
Heh. That's fine with me. The REAl question is, how are you going to wa...
Well, thank math! Or, uh... thank me.
I am sorry my students I was off for a REALLY long time I think I was sick.
There both equally umm.... fine.
Well clearly it's only YOU that can't read them properly.
*i had to shorten your question
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Answers are given in my handwriting.