I'm not sick, acting weird, or being off a lot anymore.
Also now I'm wearing a sweater
How did you know? :)
Her name is Swirly, I've had her for a long time, and did you know that ...
DO IT NOW NO CALCULATORS
*takes out metal ruler
Heh. That's fine with me. The REAl question is, how are you going to wa...
Well, thank math! Or, uh... thank me.
There both equally umm.... fine.
Well clearly it's only YOU that can't read them properly.
*i had to shorten your question
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Answers are given in my handwriting.