Jay:(looks up toys used for it) alrighty- ….. what the fuck?!(drops his phone) EW EW EW EW EW EWW...

Jay: hey dad!!! Wanna know how your favorite son is doing?

Mr. Woods: liu already told me how ...

Jay: simps are weird. Weird enough to make your husband laugh.

The simp in TikTok took it too far today. She made a video saying jay was her boyfriend and that ...

Now to hack your account

No. Jay wouldn’t add more scars on Jordan since he’s attracted to them. That’s weird af and sick....

Jay: scars.~
Sj: hun?

His scars
His attitude
Abs
His height difference
The fact he can purr
Huge scars

Also jay whenever his husbands scars are visible

Angry gremlin
Cold pickle
Siren
Jay bird
Blue jay
Shoulder biter
Wrist biter
Grey hair cre...

Some kid was being mean to my friend and saying theyre like in the 3rd grade. This fucking kid lo...

I JUST HAD TO SEPARATE TWO OF MY AUNTS CATS CAUSE THEY WERE TRYING TO MATE!!!

THEYRE FUCKIN SI...

I reminded them he was married and was gay cause I leaned the person is a girl. She doesn’t give ...

This person is literally head over heels for him. They kept going on saying that they didn’t care...

Jay: fuck off. No I’m not!(dips the pickle in the ice cream eats it) it’s called stress cravings...

Big boy.🤩🤩

This bitch got corona and now I gotta go home tomorrow evening. She ruins everything.😒 she even s...

She’s been here only 15 minutes and I’m ready to beat her ass.