A 4 year old fell into the river and a preist saved them,
That kids name was...

ADOLF HITLER.

It doesn't matter it's 5:05 IM ACTUALLY GONNA BEAT A YOUTUBERS 24 HOIR CHALLENGE ON ACCIDENT BECA...

Man ima die when my mum wakes up even tho she knows I can't sleep.

If you die at 70 years old 10 years of your life have been on Monday.

My brain power feels like -839% but it is 89%

ITS 4:56 AM

I DON'T CARE ANOUT ZPELLING MISTAKES ANYMRE HOW AM I MEANT TO SLEP AT 4:45 AM

It's 4:42 am and I hear footsteps in my house,
I'm the ONLY one awake.

It's now 4:37 am.

IM FULLY AWAKE,
H
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Women were trying to give birth in Disney land for their kids to get a life time pass,
Please KE...

It's 1/100 chance to get,
And I lost it to a gay glue,
Atleast I got a recording of having it

Or unfun pain time.