Me:*Tells kid making sex jokes about me to stop*

Guys in VC: Thats T O X I C

Me: ...Okay????

My parents:*walks into my room while im having sex*
My Lover:*Pulls up covers*
Me: THE MORE THE...

Well fuck

I constanly crack my hand and put up fimgerguns

And it sounds like a gun

Only Cali will understand lmao

Because i wanna play apex with yall aaaa

Cali if you dont have my Yaoi done by morn im ending your life you X Chromosome

Abi and i got high off insomnia while i was at her house and uh

We started talking about o...

W heres my mfing hentai?

Nani the fuck

France: Hey East. Whats the best part of not being divided

East: Having sex-

Nobody:
Not a single soul:

A drunk America @ Viet: SpREAD THEM CHEEKS

Babys

U g o t l u c k y

I remember 2 hours ago i was going to get a coke but then i just forgot

Thx ADHD

DAYM YOU NIBBAS BE SPEAKING PORTUGEESE AND IM LIKE 💦👅💦👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 LIKE DAYM BABY QUACK QUACL

Americans: WE ARE GONNA GET FLYING CARS FIRST

Australians:

Areyousureaboutthat?