He is a gluttonous womanizing sociopath responsible for many horrible crimes against humanity

anguish and torment

Misery and suffering

He's being deprived of his juices

Double bacon whopper Supreme

It was fun so I'm decided to make a landscaping company so I can make money doing it

Yes

I'm practically an 87 year old grandpa that's boutta tell you stories of back in my day

It is on February 27th I will be 13

He will lick out your ear wax at night

He's cool

What does this mean? I didn't put that in my username

Credit to 1terllishere for the name

Based on a dream I had in which I was on a dark, 50 thousand foot tall cliff with a mountain comi...

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