Me: MY BABY IS STUCK INSIDE!
Police: We can't do anything ma'am
Me: THATS MY BABY IN THER...
Kid: The girl I had a crush on dumped me...
Jona:... Same...
I DONT KNOW WHAT TI TELL PHILLIE!!!!! >\\\\<
Random Girl: Hey Johnny look up...
Johnny: hu- *looks up and sees mistletoe HE put up- oh God......