random person:wut are you wearing?
me:DOLPHIN ON WHEELS!!!
random person:dolphin on wheels?
me...
pc:yay! i get to dry u off!
i'm glad u did'nt threw me on fire
pc:*sweatdrops* y-yup
wait…YOU ...
kitty:meow
me:awww soo cute *scratches his chin*
kitty:*purrs* mew( ´ω` )
me:KAWAII!!(>﹏<)~♡