But I don't think bodys sink that fast

The body is 50 ft under the water

Thare now i know how deep the body is

No April fools on this one

And this is going to be the most powerful swarm of cicadas within 222 years
Cicadageddon is wha...

Yay

Within the next 5 months

You used to call me on my cell phone

Like 30 minutes or so

I'm making these subtitles to avoid confusion

Man history is repeating if you count cooked carrots as a history

The people who have no idea about my old account must be so confused