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I got all my friends to draw themselves

Monday wouldn't take herself seriously and everyone kept putting blood on the picture
She's curr...

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I love husband

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My husband is ranting to me about how much he hates tom nook from animal crossing

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Ah! I see, young traveler! You want my massive cock and balls to help you on your journey!

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Alright so is everyone here

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149 观点 - 4 years ago

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Monday bought me doritos

It was an apology from the time she stole all of my shampoo

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Hi, I dyed my hair.

What is a furry

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:(

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Is this an owo

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I let my daughter draw on my phone and honestly picasso who

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Hey what's up I just got done fucking my husband

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I am-

I-
I do not know anymore.

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My cat is scared and hiding under the bed

I can't get her out

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Okay so now it looks a tad bit less like a fucking sperm cell

I SNEEZED ALL OVER MY PHONE
I have to go now my husband is making angry noises

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86 观点 - 4 years ago

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Due to recent events i am now going to jump off a cliff

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Someone said I talk in doctors handwriting

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Hi

I've been sleeping

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