Mystery: No officer, I didn't do it. (Belongs to SleepyKinq)

Officer: Then what's this on your knife?!
Mystery: I was buttering my Jam
Officer: Oh really? How comes it's darker than jam and more.. Runnier?
Mystery: It's my friend Alfred's Jam, Very runny indeed
Offcier: But your knife is bigger than a normal

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