Yeah I can get very triggered over stuff like that XD

XD

Me: **** I cursed! I swear if you do that again I will freaking kill you! Irl friend: uh... I'm sorry dude! Chill! Chill! Me: SCREEEEE Irl friend:*hugs me* calm your face dude

I'll choose fight with my epic table (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧

It's fight or flight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)