THE HOLY GOD MUST BE CALLED THE BIBBLE

Me : hey I have a bible *holds one* You: that says "the bibble" Me : HOW DARE U NOT BELEIVE IN THE HOLY GOD

And I am the tiny print at the bottom of the page, ignore me.

I am the terms and conditions so just look at me.

GIVE MEH GAY BIBLE PPLLEEAASSSEEE IM SUPER DOPER POOPER SCOOPER SCOOTER GAY