STOP IT NOW!! *stomps on pineapples* oh frick. *toms just watching in horror as we murder the remains of his pineapple father*

OFFENSE ;^ *slaps pine of apple out of that stands and mouth* OfFeNsEivE nEsS

*eating pineapple* oops

Don't eat pineapple in front of Tom or you will offend him deeply

toms pineapple dad hehe