Me: If i go to finals we'll get 5,000,000,000 dollars and a trophy!

*after at home* kids, Dad won Amaricans got talent so to celebrate we are going out for dinner!//Kids: Yay!! Well done dad!!

*Hugs bck* yeee!^^

*hugs him* YAAAY ^^

Judges: wow just wow *they press the golden buzzer*//me: *gasps crys with rlly happy tears*