Teal:*black goopy stuff comes out* this is nothing compared to a mountain lion, just so yesh know. Oh, And I ate the mountain lion.

???: -scratches eye-

Teal: ohh oww the kitten is biting me it huuurrrttsss(10/10 best acting)

???: -bites hand-

Teal: aww, it's trying to over power me! that's cute. *holds the cat*