Caleb: *calls 911* this gurl about to die and you need to come now *hangs up*

Lily: I'm n..not d..d..dead...b..b...b..bitch...b...b..b..b..but......I...a...am....d..dieing....

Caleb: damn she ded

Lily: I'M SO SORRY TO THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LIKED ME! *stabs herself*

Caleb: I’m so confused *walks away silently*