Drunk: -hic- I have -hic- a wife!!! I -hic- love her and -hic- not anyone -hic- else

*Begins giggling then laughing really hard and sneezes*

Roxy: jaki she is so Loyal XD

Drunk: don’t touch me!!! -hic- I have a -hic- a wife!!! Roxy: awww she’s so drunk XD

*Grabs mlp and carries her to the couch*