Richard: pistooooollll... Pistol wake up

Pistol: ...what do you want.
Richard: remember the dildo gun I made
Pistol: wha-
Richard: well that was a gun dildo, now I've made an ACTUAL dildo gun that shoots dildos!
Pistol: ....it's too damn early for this..

  Crimson

Pistol: *grabs it and shoots a dildo in your face* IM SLEEPY

6 years ago   Reply

  ZIP IS BACK BITCH

Richard: but dildos-

6 years ago   Reply

  Crimson

Pistol: shoot dildos tomorrow teal. I’m tired as fuck

6 years ago   Reply

  🇵🇭 Philippines/ Minthe

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