Creature: okay

Fuck you’re right but if you wanna die, then commit toaster bath. Bye bye.

((Same, but my grandpa died from heart cancer)) Creature: creatures don't have lungs

YOU ARE GONNA GET LUNG CANCER AND DIE LIKE MY GRANDPA!! ((This is a true story. I never got to meet my grandpa))

Creature: *puts his bandana over his mouth* this is why I do it at night