Soulless: ACK, NO NO NO NO!

*holds up 1000 crosses* BY THE POWER OF GOD, I COMPEL YOUR BUTTS.

It was the destiny of love! // Soulless: The only destiny dark got is gonna be ur butt- // SOULLESS, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Creature: what?

Soulless: ...wait, wasn't the ship over a son- // Shut up, shut up!