Ajax: ppffft no- I’m just majorly a depressed peace of shit that acts gay but is straight and basically a guy personafacation of the creator of me but sTRAIGHT. I’m not THAAT relatable.
Ajax: -grips her hand- now that you can feel multiple things I wanted you to know I really like you as you can see. Duh no shit but dude. Like. Oh my god.