Sorry: ughhhhhh I’m gonna throw upppppppp *glares at bottle* damn you beer! You betray me!!!

EVERYONE WOULD U NOT TRASH!

Sorry: isss never gonna *takes a quick sip* happennnnnnnn~ no one wanna date a trassssshhhhh baggg like meh~

Ya!

Sheeessss fineeeeeee.... I think..... but maybe some Valentine’s Day she’ll have a special someone ❤️