The entire fanfic was about 1,000 words long. And all it was was Hange groomings his damned eyebrows

Lol

I once read a fanfic called “his eyebrows (starring: erwin’s eyebrow’s)”

I know and so true

UwU she a meme. I swear tho, Erwin has to spend like 20 minutes a day just to get his eyebrows pErFeCt