Lol

like, look, up in the sky! it's a bird! it's a plane! it's superman! waitwaitwait, no, it's just shirtless man.

also, I know it's a typo, but shirtless man sounds like someone who'd be a really lame superhero.

don't worry, I'm the gayest straight guy I've ever met, the only evidence I'm NOT is that I say I'm not.