Crush meme (ik I got some wrong so please don't tell me)

Tom: hush hush hush blush blush blush
U are now my big fat crush
I'm single as I can be, ur single perfect for me
Now I'm going to give u loads of reasons why u should date me
Reason number 1: I'm super hot
Reason number 2: she's super not
Reason number 3: I'm all u got and all u got is someone hot
Boy check my resume u wanna background check ok
First name hot and last name bitch
And now that's a massive sitch
And now I have a big fat ass
And all I wanna a say is, PLEASE DATE ME!
Because I'm single, S I N G L E
love me!
And hug me!
And touch me!
And well...fuck me!

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  🥝 Kiwi 🥝

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