Oh shit wait I don’t live next to an Air Force bace I live next to a nuclear storage plant(or Pantex) ;-; fucc

No no no- it’s a joke I’m making fun of people saying this-

Nah, I live next to a Air Force bace so I won’t even feel the nuclear war :D

might as well kill myself before I get killed!!

Same but it’s 2019 you’ll be like 50