The Tragic Story of the Missing Eggs Page 4 Chapter 1

After school you bought eggs
You went to bed
-next day-
You went downstairs
Your eggs were missing, again
You cried a lot
The beauty guru must have stolen them again
As you went to school the beauty guru put up a middle finger at you
You quickly went to the principal to complain about your stolen eggs because you were that butthurt
“She keeps on stealing my eggs!” You complained
“We don’t handle problems outside the school...” the principal said
You walked out of her office
You were VERY angry...
You ran off to class
-in class-
The beauty guru decided to crumble up a piece of paper and throw it at you
She kept on throwing paper at you, again, again, and again
You were at your limit
You glared at her and yelled “COULD YOU LIKE, FUCKING NOT?!”
“(Your username)! Don’t swear! Detention!” The teacher yelled at you
-in detention-
“How did YOU get in detention? Aren’t you a top student?” Somebody asked
“I cussed at the beauty guru” you said in a tired but angry tone
“Jeez”
-at your house-
You were bored
You went on Instagram/cringe
You saw the beauty guru’s makeup “tutorials”
You sighed
You clicked on one
She was using an egg
A goddamn egg
You were disgusted
You flipped
You were scared

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