Story time sit down cirrin

Ok so me,my dad and my brother all went to go eat at Churches. So we got a seat, order our food and sat down then this big ass Chevy pulls up into the parking lot and out comes a crack head, okay—weird but not unusual in our city. So he comes up to our table (note we were the only costumers) and he pulls out a bible and starts to tell us about Jesus and god and shit, weird—so he gose back to his car after his bible study class and he comes back, talks some more, gose back to his car, me and my brother we’re pretty done at this point so we hoped he left. He didn’t. We see him trough the window and this was me and kanta: “god damn it” so we hid in the bathroom and when we came out because he was gone for good this time he gave us a dollar each, thanks weird crack head. It dawned on me when we were driveling home and I said “wait—weird Christian dude preaching to us inside churches— WAIT”

Ok story times over

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