OR when you're waiting almost an hour for something and the lady asks "Can i help you?" I'm like "no I waited 30 minutes to stand here"

ALSO, “would u like a bag?” U can be like “no,I would like a Bigfoot to carry my 12 food supplies for dinner.” Idfk i Just came up with something.

XD

Or when the waiter asks if you would like a table. "No, I'd like a carpet for 4 please"