School story time!

It's second lunch period, which is my lunch period, and I'm sitting next to an girl named... Let's say Pooki... And this boy named... Tin Tin starts talking about our principal. I'm usually introverted but I couldn't help but laugh. Then he does this thing with his hand and I say, "That's gay." Pooki laughs at what I said and Tin Tin says, "Don't talk to your mother like that!" I was like, "I'm adopted." He goes, "Yeah I know. Samantha(another girl sitting near us) is your dad. You, Pooki, Cookie(another girl), and Chip(girl) are our children. Then Cookie asks Pooki, "Does he have a vagina?" And Tin Tin goes, "Yeah, I have a big one." *Points at Pooki* "How do you think I popped her out?!" We all died of laughter.

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