Asshat

My brother is a stuck up jealous shithead-
B r u h
I’m getting ready to take a shower because I feel gross and sweaty-
Apparently that means I don’t want to jump in the pool and I’m lazy??
Bitch- inevertakeshowersnormallyimakesomeonetellmefornoreasonlmao
But the one time I want to, I’m the bad one??
The fuck-
He assumes every fucking thing I d o