Azzy: I’ve heard so much about you! We’re so happy our son found someone who didn’t do it with him ye- // Jared: nononononononono

Cole:hello :p

Jared: this is Azzy and Will, my parents, Azzy is my mom and Will is my dad-

Cole:oh, um :T

Lacey: look *points to Jared’s parents*// Jared: * facepalms*