Nerd Wars 1: The Phantom Math Test

A long time ago,
In a school far, far away...

Emperor Paper-tine: Hey please hate good peoples.
Some nerdy kid: no yeet
Emperor Paper-tine: 5en face the wrath of my new apprentice, Darth Math Test!
Only One Cannoli: Hey random kid wanna be a Jedi?
Some nerdy kid: Yeah why not?
Only One Cannoli: Okay lemme just chop Darth Math Test’s legs off real quickly.

The End