boiling shrimp in my urine

i was just a small shrimp, afraid of the dark
then one day i say what looked like cracked out lemonade
so i hopped my little ass into the yellow liquid
to my surprise the it was really fucking hot
i started feeling a burning sensation and i started to boil and get crispy
that fat ass lady then got off the toilet when she was done being out this hot ass liquid she peed out and wiped
so then you know what this disgusting ass whore did when she saw me dead is her fucking toilet?!
she fucking picked me up and ate me.

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  Donuts <3

Lmao-

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  Magic Misfits

Ewwww

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