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I walked back from school, and saw my dad kissing another woman...
I went to run to my mum but she had a smile wrapped on her face,
I didn't know it was.
I asked my dad and he said "FUCK THE HELLA-" And the woman was shook..
She said "WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT TO A FUCKING NINE YEAR OLD YOU IDOIT?!"
My mum said quietly "Me.."
MY MUM NEVER SWORE TO ME!!
SHE NEVER!
E ER!
I'M JUST NINE OKAY?!
I WALKED FROM SCHOOL TO SEE ANOTHER CRAPPY PEICE OF LIFE AROUND ME!!
But my dad calmed down and told me to eat, "Chubby Pig"..
So I went and sat down.
I dropped my fork, and my face fell into my lasagne.
I cried there for five minutes, or at least five.
And my dad said "Oooh! THE FAT PIG ITLS EVEN MORE UGLY!!" -He'd laugh until my mum had enough.
She talked to him for an hour upstairs and he learned to forgive.
Now he loves me, the fat chubby pig.
WHO IS STILL FAT.

  💚Lime Lover💚

Im not sure this is real but, im so sorry :(

4 years ago   Reply

  🍓💖𝑯𝒆𝒚𝑰𝒕𝒔𝑱𝒂𝒛𝒛𝒚💖🍓

Oh-- yeah I know how that is. That happens to me all the time. Yeah, hahaha. I sometimes feel like randomly when I'm hanging out with my friends at the library just telling " oh my God you clod! " XD

4 years ago   Reply

  vinssolar

Other thing, I just lie in bad poses. So it hurts me.. Idk how to stop.its when I sleep tho owo"

4 years ago   Reply

  vinssolar

Yeah, I just want to scream at my teacher : "CLODZ ARE HERE OUR TWENTY SEVEN PEEPZ CLAZZ HAZ CLODZZZZZ" -

4 years ago   Reply

  🍓💖𝑯𝒆𝒚𝑰𝒕𝒔𝑱𝒂𝒛𝒛𝒚💖🍓

Penguins are adorable so if I were you, I'd take that as a compliment. UwU you might wanna talk to your doctor about your muscles hurting though. Try thinking thinking about yourself in a more positive manner.. And yeah I know what clod means, I remember it from Steven Universe. I sound like a geek but yeah. UwU

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