Bread Bank (Pick a Spot)

Me:Welcome to the Bread Bank
Me:We sell bread, we sell loafs
Me:We got bread on deck and bread on the floor
Me:TOASTED ROASTED
Person number 1:Bro, STFU
Person number 1: Listen I just need a baguette and a brioche-
Me:WE DONT HAVE EITHER OF THOSE you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
Person number 1:Wtf is gluten? Take that shit out
Me: It's gluten free-
Person number 1:IDC IF ITS FREE
Me:swear on your fuckin' Y E E Z Y S- if you wanna fight, we gon fight
Person number 1:You tryna be on W O R L D S T A R?
Me:What you gonna record I T?
Person number 1:I got my dollar store camera O N-
Person number 2:what's the fuckin S I T U A T I O O O O O O O O N?...
Person number 1:What the fuck DO YOU W A N T?-
Person number 2:I'm the mother fuckin M A N A G E R R R R R R R R
Person number 1:AT THE B R E A D S T O R E?
Person number 2:B B B B B R R R R R E E E E E E A A A A D D D DDDDDD
Person number 1:Tell her to take THE MF G L U T E N OUT THE B R E A D
Person number 2:Ima need you to SHUT THAT BULLSHIT UP C H I E F
Person number 2:we can't take shit out the bread
Person number 1:Why put it in the first p l a c e? I KNOW YALL SMOKING THAT P A C K
Person number 2:We got crackers, no gluten
Person number 1:Fuck crackers
Person number 2:it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
Person number 1:HELL N O
person number 1:You BETTER TAKE THE GLUTEN OUT THAT DAMN S H I T
Person number 2:Look, we got whole wheat gluten free, Texas toast gluten free.. TORTILLA-
Person number 1:Fuck all dat WHAT bitch ass country yall from?WHERE THEY GOT THIS BULLSHIT A T?
Person number 2:Florida
Person number 1:I knew it
Me:Look, you can either take this Y EA S T or I'm calling the P O LI C E
Person number 1: I'm goin W E A S T
Person number 2:nah don't call police, I got a warrant
Person number 1:honestly fuck y'all, I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
Me: W h a t t h e f u c k are you saying
Person number 1:All I'm saying is fuck yalls bread, FUCK THE GLUTEN, AND FUCK THEM C R A C K E R S
Me:The crackers have no gluten
Person number 1:I'll take those-
Me:Alright, that's gonna be 5-
Person number 1:No fuck that, I ain't paying

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  luke B)))))

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