Young David and young Mike

David:*cleaning his sword*
Mike:um..hello?
David: hi?
Mike:um what's that?
David: a spear
Mike: what do you have it?
David: just in case a bad guy comes or if someone is bothering me
Mike:*backs away from him* uh anyways can you make me one?
David: sure, why
Mike: so I can help you fight a bad guy
David: hm...okay but you need training do you think you can handle it?
Mike:no....yes!
David: yes or no you have to choose
Mike: yes
David: ok you're training starts now! Follow me
Mike:*thinks "what did I put myself into"?*
David: come on,Mike!
Mike:I'm coming!*follows david*
David: okay let's start our training
*one long training session later*
David: uh Mike are you okay
Mike:...no....
David: welp we have to do the same thing tomorrow
Mike:*groans*