I’m gonna kill Santa Clause~

Every Christmas I'm a very good boy
I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy
But Santa never brings the right toy
I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy
But if you've seen The Santa Clause you know
You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat
You can kill him leave him dead up in the snow
The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro
And so

This Christmas gonnna be special to me
I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key
I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him "Please"
Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree

I wanna be Santa Claus
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus
When I hear those reindeer paws
I'm gonna break the law
This Christmas don't got a wishlist I got a hit list
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas
Nothing against him it's just business
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas

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