I’m contemplating suicide right now.

I was supposed to do my laundry before my mom got home,
And she’s going to be home in 5 minutes. I haven’t even started.

I have two options,

A. Get slapped by my mom

B. Commit suicide so I won’t have to get slapped

C. Waste my time complaining about it on the little social media I have.

  𝔹 𝕃 𝔸 ℕ 𝕂

Ok, I’ll do c.

4 years ago   Reply

  Stan,,

C

4 years ago   Reply

See all 3 comments