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It’s 4am :))

Kill me with a chainsaw, cut my body up into small pieces, then hide my body in an old shed in the woods accompanied by a racoon named Felix who likes to eat carrots and has an alarm set for 5 minutes every day at 3:52 each morning to cry, then when the alarm rings he stops and goes on with his life.

Then after you cut up my lifeless body, put it in a blender, blend it, then on the blender write a sticky note that says ‘It’s time to get funky.’
Then place a boom box and connect it to a trip wire in front of the door that when triggered plays ‘Cha Cha Slide’.
After all that is set, call in an anonymous tip to the police telling them that my body is in that very shed.

The End

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