Germany: *holds Nazi tightly*

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞)) Germany: vater nein!!! *pulls Nazi off of Russia*

OmG XDDD))Nazi:*Triggered and looks at russia and tackles him* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/Russia: !-

Nazi is like “son, Germany, did you let this Russian put his dick in you?”)) Germany: /^\

Alaska:*Turns head 360 at Ussr and drags him*((recreating a scene lol))/Russia: *Protecc germany