OK. Don't get deep.

... If my advice doesn't work. Just no.

Hm, So suicidal? Look, Don't jump off that bridge. That bridge brings bad things you've never liked. And never will like. This bridge, kills and is scary. You like scary things? Srue you do. But these are your nightmares, they will bring you the slowest painfulest death. You will have good memories, You... Go to sleep... A painful... Never wake up sleep.