Dialogue (for those who can’t read my wirting) Me: I can’t wait to see whats been invented today! Tv: Well, today we have invented flying tarantulas :D Me: 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖘𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖞 𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘 C̸A̸N̸T̸ Y̸O̸U̸?! Tv: They are as big as John Cena’s right hand. They’re legs stretch 4 feet, and they have wings too. Tv: And one is being mailed to your door right now :D Me: Burn the house down. HONEY BURN THE HOUSE DOWN NOW!

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